"When Your Thoughts Go Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs"
Every now and then I'll put my "thoughts for the day" as my status on Facebook. These thoughts tend to be random and have 0 connection to each other. So sue me if I occasionally think like a 6 year old. This is totes the story of my life.
If I put all the thoughts I had for this week on Facebook, I would be blowin' every body's news feeds up. That would cause some deletion. Oops. So-I'm going to write a blog post listing all my thoughts from the past couple of days.
- I enjoy the fact that many Ukrainian words end with "ski". Example: "Brusselski (brussels sprouts), "Mexicanski" (Mexican food). From now on, ski will be added to the end of English words to spice them up.
- I now can say I have planted strawberries after spending two days replanting strawberry roots. Yay for those Geyer farming genes.
- Today, I talked to a chicken like I would a pet dog or cat. Yep.
- It's been one of those days where I've quoted The Breakfast Club (to myself) and laughed out loud: "Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?"
- There are days where I wish I could sit and watch an endless marathon of Doug,Hey Arnold!, KABLAM!, The Wonder Years, and Family Matters. I'm proud to be a 90's child.
- I ate McDonald's last Monday for the first time in 3 months...and I don't miss it.
- I now sleep with a Woody (Toy Story) that my besss fraayyyunn, Rachel sent me. Wonderous.
- I found out that I'll be flying through Paris and Amsterdam on the way to and from America. Yes please!
- I can't wait to cuddle with my pets when I come home. I miss Mike, Charlie, and the obese cat, Sprite. (Minnie Mouse went to see Jesus on September 11th. Still miss her.)
- David Archuleta, I have listened to your Christmas album since October. I'm kind of love with your voice.
- Enjoyed my first Halloween away from America. Seriously. I didn't miss the freaks roaming around the streets in cheap Friday the 13th costumes.
- I thoroughly enjoy real talk with anyone at anytime. Of course, a nice cup of Starbucks coffee doesn't hurt either. Just sayin'.
- My legs and buns have been on fire the past few days due to strenuous "workout" I've been getting from taking the little girls to sadik (kindergarten) and planting strawberries. Ouch.
- Wishes I was like Betty Crocker sometimes. Then I remember of all the times I've almost blown up my house due to my lack of cooking/baking skills.
- According to Bob Dylan, "the sun's not yellow, it's chicken." A point to ponder, for sure.
- While on my way to pick up the girls from kindergarten, I thought I was going to get attacked by a mob of geese and turkey. I got scared.
- Sometimes I think I might follow the career path of my parents and become a teacher...hahah. No.
- Realized that I'm going home at the worst time of the year: Christmas time. Hello gaining 15 pounds from eggnog, Christmas cookies, candy canes, Sister Schubert rolls..
- Maybe I should start looking at colleges again.
- No need to thank me for this inspiring thoughts. You're welcome. (please note the heavy sarcasm.)
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